TUMBLR KEEPS SAYING THERE ARE NEW UPDATES FOR THE TORTURECHAMBERS TAG. THERE ARE NONE. IT WON’T GO AWAY. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU]]
He thought he heard something.
Nope, nothing here.
He leaned back, sighing in his chair at his desk.
It was quiet. Nice and quiet. Maybe he could relax for once.
Okay, this is a long shot…but does anyone here speak Finnish fluently? I need assistance.]]
"I will hunt you down. I will shoot you. I will cook you, and then I will feed you to Amadour."
Looked up, a bit bewildered as the gorgeous if somewhat…scratch that, incredibly odd woman tackled him. Usually having a woman straddle him was something he was more than prepared for, but not this time. “What the f’ And there was a fist in his face. He spat out a bit of blood, then reached up with his long arms, grabbing her by the throat and spinning, reversing the positions, straddling her chest with both of his hands around her neck, his thumbs pushing into the center of her throat.